Wanna hear a joke?
Manchester United.
dont mess when i drive
scene: wife cooking eggs
Husband comes storming into kitchen
'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOUR over cooking the eggs! be careful no ur cooking it to much! NOOOOOO! FLIP IT FLIP THE DAMN THING! NOOO ITS BURNING! PUT THE SALT! PUT THE FRIKING SALT!!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!! PUT IT!!!!! NOOO TO MUCH!!!!
Wife: WTF? whats wrong with you
Husband: Now u no how i feel when i drive :P
